They might seem even less funny to some, but those might not have reached their peak adultness at the time of reading. In any case, you be the judge and tell us what you think about our collection of funny short jokes for adults to text once you finish reading them. Why are we ...
Entertain your siblings or share riddles with your friends. 1. Riddle: If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there? Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet. 2. Riddle: All of Mrs. Smith's pets are dogs except one...
Funny pig riddles from the original Riddles website. These are the bestpigriddles, jokes, and brain teasers for kids and families. Entertain your siblings or share riddles with your friends. 1. Riddle:A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many...
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? I’m stuck on you! What fastens two people yet touches only one? A wedding ring. What did the man with the broken leg tell his valentine? I have a crutch on you. Why were the scientists a perfect match? Cause they had...
If you're a history major or just enjoy your social studies classes, you'll love hearing corny jokes about the past. They may feel more suitable for your little cousins or siblings than they are for you, but they can still put a smile on your face with their ridiculousness. Here are ...
Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you’re going with the lowest bidder. Give them your address, exclaim “Oh, just surprise me!” and hang up. Answer their questions with questions. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
Gisele said, ‘You retire, or we’re done.’ That’s what she said to you Tom - ‘Retire or we’re done.’ Let me tell you something… When you got a chance to go 8-9, and all it will cost you is your wife and your kids, you gotta do what the f*ck you gotta do. You...
Still, the siblings remained divided on how serious Michelle’s previous romances really were. RELATED:Opinion: Michelle Obama’s Soft Life Era Has People Thinking She's Divorcing Barack—Here’s Why That’s a Problem Robinson added that their mom’s initial reaction to the now-63-year-old ...
Your ulcers can't grow while you're laughing! START A LAUGH FACTORY AT HOME Fun Stuff to do:Assign a family member to share 2 great short jokes with the rest of the family every night of the week after supper! Time to forget about the rest of the world, forget about troubles and da...
The losing side would have to lay down its arms.The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler bitches in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him ...