22. What did one horse say to the other at the dance? “You mustang-o with me.” 23. What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison.” 24. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. 25. Why are fr...
What did the mother ghost say to her children?‘Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.’ Halloween Jokes on Witches Next, let’s continue with Halloween jokes on witches: Why do witches wear name tags?So that they can tell witch is which! What do you call a witch who lives at the...
Trying to make the matter clearer... More ›› 17 - A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and... More ›› 18 - The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy... More ...
2. The waiters, who serve the food, also sing and tell jokes to the children. Other parties may be held at a park, or a movie theater, or some other places.Every birthday party has a birthday cake with candles on top. ___ When the candles are lighted, everyone sings the special bi...
One child whispered to another, "Hey, we can take all we want. God is watching the apples." school religion joke God children joke nun catholic apples cookies primary school cafeteria lunch Dislike Like Meat Puns What did the skeleton order for lunch? Spare ribs! The Lost Coat Two...
25 - How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy sig... More ›› 26 - Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!... More ›› 27 - How can you tell if someone who's ...
“I feel very blessed to have two wonderful, healthy children who keep me completely grounded, sane, and throw up on my shoes just before I go to an awards show just so I know to keep it real.”- Reese Witherspoon. Funny Birthday Poems Happy birthday to you,You still look the same...
My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?" What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children. ...
Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm? (Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!) What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? (I have my eye on you!) What do you call a fish without an eye? (fsh!) ...
[1] laugh[2] necessary[3] share[4] similar[5] reach[6] touch[1] 【答案】laugh【核心短语/词汇】tell jokes: 讲笑话【翻译】保罗总是讲笑话使我们开怀大笑。【解析】根据题干要求,本题需要表达“保罗总是讲笑话使我们开怀大笑”这一语义。“使某人做某事”的英文是“make sb. do sth.”,“开怀...