14 - A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was exp... More ›› 15 - FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT... More ›› 16 - A Scotsman paying his first visi...
I tell jok..i go first.A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Hallowe
Whether you're trying to please a preschooler (ages 3 or 4) or a tween (ages 9, 10 or 11), these jokes for kids of all ages will have them cracking up!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? -They’d crack each other up. Copy to clipboardCOPY JOKE By: Marcus(155)(37) What do you call a hot dog on wheels? –Fast food! Copy to clipboardCOPY JOKE By: Lane(118)(32) Why did Naruto stop trying to get Sakura?
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor. The nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!" The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company...
I was gonna tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it. A Zen Monk is talking to a hot dog vendor. "What will you have?" asks the vendor. The Monk says, "make me one with everything." The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for...
With bathing and feeding, the long day to fill?Is that what you’re thinking? Is that what you see?Then open your eyes, nurse – you’re not looking at me. I’ll tell you who I am as I sit here so still,As I do at your bidding, as I eat at your will.I’m a small ...
The nurse says, ‘Calm down. Is this her first child?’ He replies, ‘No! This is her husband!’ More Funny International Jokes How to Speak Chinese It’s very dark in here……… Wai So Dim? I bumped into a coffee table………..Ai Bang Mai Ni I think you need ...
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A: A tearjerker. Q: How can you tell which is the head nurse? A: She's the one with the dirty knees....
I left the hospital absolutely shattered. Pulling the plug on my aunt who lived with us for the past 15 years was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I had to wrestle the wife, two doctors, a nurse, and a security guy. “Whose ugly child is that?!”...