He turns off his phone so he won't be interrupted. About 30 minutes later, the lazy brother gets into a head-on collision in the intersection by the grocery store. His vital signs are fading; he's unconscious and barely moving. An ambulance picks him up and rushes him to the hospital...
When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience: "What happened?" asked his family. "Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and shouted...
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My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well. StewPaddasso Report Final score: 33points POST Aidan Andrew Allott 4 years ago He wants to die 16 reply View More Replies... View more ...
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game? He heard someone had stolen a base! What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast? Cheer-ios! What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog! What Superhero always hits home runs?
about it, wouldn’t you examine the work you paid someone to do at your home to make sure everything has been done correctly? And good manager will always be watching how things under his authority are being done. We arealso exhorted in scripture to examine our own personal lives....
The guy says "I'm waiting to get paid." The CEO says "OK, how much do you get paid in a week?" The guy says "About $300." The CEO gives the guy $1200, and says "Now go away and never come back!" The guy walks away. The CEO says "Will someone please tell me wh...
Why did the bus bring a ladder to the soccer game? It wanted to cheer for its favorite team from the “top” row! What do you call a bus that sings? A “trans-choir-tation”! Why did the bus stop in the middle of the race? It wanted to pick up a “passenger”!
19My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” 20Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have ...
of anger, and full of disappointment. Their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump(倾倒)it. And if you let them, they’ll dump it on you. When someone wants to dump on you, don’t take it personal. You just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. You’ll be happy at...