Here are the best dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2024. Yes, they are corny, bad and terrible, but that's why they're the best dad jokes.
Oh sure, you're probably groaning right now, but that's the whole point of theseshort jokesthat would make your dad proud. They're meant to make you cringe while chuckling in spite of yourself. Whether you've come here seeking material for open mic night at thecomedy clubor are keeping...
31 - Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? Because it was...More ›› 32 - believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open...More ›› ...
38 - Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a que...More ›› 39 - "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "W...More ›› ...
However, if you want to make a really funny groom’s speech, then it must come from your heart. Let’s start with the 9 best marriage jokes of all time. 1. The Logic of Marriage – A Child’s View Jack, a very young lad aged 4 years, says to his father, ‘Daddy, Daddy, I ...
It's not funny until everyone gets it. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other's a little lighter Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"*Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!
When they reach that stage, it's best to be prepared. These are 250 of the best jokes for kids, from preschoolers (ages 3 and 4) to big kids (ages 8, 9, 10 or 11). Some of them are groan-worthy dad jokes that are as likely to get them to roll their eyes as laugh. (Those...
Hermione a bad joke, but I thought it was Siriusly funny! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dobby. Dobby who? Dobby the house-elf, and I’ve come to tell you a joke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Accio. Accio who? Accio some laughs with this magical joke!
Kids are pretty silly and are always looking for new, funny jokes to crack up over. Need a joke of the day? We got 6 months (at least!) worth of them here!
They’re already ‘it’ in the animal kingdom! What do you call a crocodile that’s a computer whiz? A‘tech’-odile! Why should you never play poker with a crocodile? You will lose every hand. If someone says “see you later alligator” you must respond with “in a while crocodile...