Funny dad jokes When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent. Why did the car take a nap? It was tired. What's brown and sticky? A stick. Did you hear the one about the guy who ate a frog? He's probably going to croak. Did you hear about the oct...
29 - She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time... More ›› 30 - They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?... More ›› 31 - First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes...
Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss! SCHOOL VOTE!PRINT EMBED THE COMPLETE LIST OF FUNNY school JOKES: 1 - Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One yea...More ›› ...
We’re raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in. I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains. More Funny, but Clean Halloween Jokes Let’s continue with some more clean Halloween jokes:...
Gordon: Yeah, yeah, it’s pretty bad, I know. Jim: Oh, and have you ever heard that watermelon joke? Gordon: No, I haven’t heard the watermelon joke. Jim: Oh, it’s pitiful. Gordon: Ha, ha, ha. I think you’re right. Those ...
It’s a Dog’s Life – Funny Clean Joke One evening, Bill and Jackson’s wives decided to dine out at a new Chinese Restaurant. Jackson’s wife Julie was inseparable from her Pekingese dog called ‘Pepe’. So Took took Pepe along with them to the restaurant. Whenever they went to thei...
Hermione a bad joke, but I thought it was Siriusly funny! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dobby. Dobby who? Dobby the house-elf, and I’ve come to tell you a joke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Accio. Accio who? Accio some laughs with this magical joke!
When they reach that stage, it's best to be prepared. These are 250 of the best jokes for kids, from preschoolers (ages 3 and 4) to big kids (ages 8, 9, 10 or 11). Some of them are groan-worthy dad jokes that are as likely to get them to roll their eyes as laugh. (Those...
Short, sweet, and irresistibly funny –Tinder Jokes One Liners keep it concise. Skip the lengthy research findings and enjoy quick-witted humor that fits into a single line for instant chuckles. I just found out my wife has an identical twin I saw her on Tinder. ...