Here are the best dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2024. Yes, they are corny, bad and terrible, but that's why they're the best dad jokes.
Oh sure, you're probably groaning right now, but that's the whole point of theseshort jokesthat would make your dad proud. They're meant to make you cringe while chuckling in spite of yourself. Whether you've come here seeking material for open mic night at thecomedy clubor are keeping...
They were very help... More ›› 35 - What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must thr... More ›› 36 - Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chih... More ››...
103 - Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ? Son: They're under water Father: What do you mean...More ›› 104 - Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best...More ›› ...
Kids are pretty silly and are always looking for new, funny jokes to crack up over. Need a joke of the day? We got 6 months (at least!) worth of them here!
The best thing about these jokes is that you can tell them anywhere. They're work-appropriate, so you can even take them home to your family! And if you'd like to join our funny crew, we're hiring. Jump to: One-liners Punny jokes Corny jokes Knock-knock jokes Dad jokes Jokes ...
They are not perfect but are always perfect for you. – Anonymous 9 Clean Marriage Jokes to Work Into Your Groom’s Wedding Speech You can write the speech yourself, alternatively, you can get a book of wedding speeches and then modify one. However, if you want to make a really funny ...
Why are ghosts bad liars?Because you can see right through them! Why are spiders so smart?They can find everything on the web! What are mummies' favorite lunches?Wraps! How does Darth Vader like his toast?On the dark side! Why are mountains so funny?They're just hill areas! Why did...
Because they’re both cauldron. What type of drink does Snape hate the most? Jameson. So, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. I guess that’s when the books started getting…dead Sirius. How do the Malfoys enter a building?
40 - I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to...More ›› 41 - Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms...More ›› ...