With that out of the way, here are 116 dirty sex jokes that are also pretty funny. (God bless Reddit and the internet; we couldn't have done this without you.) Some are classics that are decades old, a few are newer celebrity comedian jokes you may recognize, and others are ...
This joke is funny because dirt is actually called mud when it gets wet, so it’s name will be mud, not dirt. Names are important. Here are some thoughts about remembering people’s names- Posted inELL,ESL,humor,Joke|TaggedEnglish,equinox,ESL,fall,funny,humor,Idiom,joke,learning,mud,rain...
Funny Halloween Jokes & Animations Here are some more Halloween jokes and animations. The date is the last day of October. The sun set 5 hours ago, and Halloween approaches. Imagine you are walking past a churchyard. You suspect that the graves are haunted. A Coven of Witches (Wicce) Did...
zaggerate –To suggest that something is bigger or better than it actually is. (‘I told ya a fazzand times already’): exaggerate How Logical is the English Language? English is such a marvelously rich and funny language. Here are illogical, yet amusing examples of playing with English wor...
A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replied. "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me! I'm allowed to grant three wishes...
Dirt under your fingernails and calloused palms are matters of pride. The Most Expensive Doll One day a father gets out of work, and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He dashes over to a toy shop and asks the sales person: "how much for ...
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere. What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers. ...
The joke is to announce to your group that the grocery store has come out with the coolest thing since sliced bread - sliced bananas! But, these are great because they don't get brown since they're still in their skin.Prove it to them by having someone open your banana and have all ...
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The joke:Thought about going on an all almond diet, but that’s just nuts! Why it’s the best:A play on fad diets that’s actually kind of funny. 20. Yoda The joke:Knock, knock. Who's there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yoda the one for me!