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Who is more common in comedy according to the passage? Women. Men. Children. Elderly people3. What did the BBC say about AI storytelling? AI can create completely new stories. AI can only create stories based on existing ones. AI storytelling is not popular. AI can improvise stories like ...
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Marx, Engels, and Lenin were each asked what they preferred, a wife or a mistress. Marx, whose attitude in intimate matters is well known to have been rather conservative, answered “A wife”; Engels, who knew how to enjoy life, answered, of course, “A mistress”; the surprise comes ...
Got busted with weed once and the cop asked me to give up my source. I said "Mother Earth." I'm not addicted to weed, but I smoke it like I am. Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher. I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades... Girls th...
They fit with past research showing that the senseof humour is related to IQ, but they are different from thesomewhat commonly-held belief that people who likeblack humour are easy to be angry. Wilinger said theirfindings suggested that appreciating black humour was adifficult information-...
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What was Princess Fiona’s reaction when Shrek asked his entire family to stay? “I’m overwhelmed like an ogre.” What does Donkey say when he wins in chess? “Shrek, buddy.” What did Princess Fiona say when the ogre triplets were incredibly quiet?
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though. Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off? He's all right now! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back. ...
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