Christmas crackers jokes, Funny Christmas crackers and humorous jokes by English-Culture for your enjoyment and your amusing Christmas Holidays. Christmas crackers are a British tradition dating back to Victorian times when in the early 1850s, London confectioner Tom Smith started adding a motto to h...
What do you call a horse who likes crackers? Seatriscuit upvote downvote report Help, I'm a Democrat who has a very specific fetish of looking at foreign dictators resting on top of crackers and I'm looking for people into the same as me... So if you're Blue and you don't know ...
CHRISTMAS wouldn't be Christmas without a few crackers, would it? But sadly some of the jokes that pop out fall as flat as a soggy Brussels sprout. So to make sure your turkey dinner goes with a bang, JON KIRK has rounded up some of the best of the festive jests to get you in ...
The next day, she makes two sandwiches (turkey this time), and adds a container of salad, some crackers and peanut butter, and a slice of cake. That night, he told her most apologetically that while the food was delicious, he found himself still hungry, and could she possibly put in ...
67. What do you get if Santa forgets to wear his undercrackers? Saint Knickerless! 68. Where does Santa go when he's sick? To the elf centre! 69. Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks? Santa Jaws! 70. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?