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Two men were standing on a street corner, discussing the merits of their teenage sons. “Do you know,” remarked the first one, “My son is so thick. I don’t think they teach the kids anything useful at school these days.”
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Teenage Driver: But, officer, I’m a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse. Categories School Jokes Tags College Jokes, Driver Jokes The UCLA professor October 15, 2013 by I know everything And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his...
Show for a Jewish seniors group Purim party on Sunday. What I opened with: “Happy St. Patrick’s Day. If your name is Patrick… and you’re not a saint… you probably disappointed your mother.” What I should have opened with: ...