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99 - What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !... More ›› 100 - What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally... More ›› 101 - Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus...
81 - Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him...More ›› 82 - How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place...More ›› 83 - Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes? A stunt ham...More ...
So how come I work for a pittance and you get the really big money when you and I are doing the same work?’ The surgeon paused, smiled leaned over, and whispered in Allan’s ear, ‘Try doing it with the enginerunning.’ Doctor Jokes – One-liners It is amazing what the medical ...
I have just been offered a job as a clown. My boss told me the other guy was good. Seems to me I’ll have some big shoes to fill. I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat. I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on...
If a man fails to blow up a building, but gives good sex advice, what will people say about him? This Guy Fawkes. This jokemaycontain profanity. 🤔 My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind. ...
Korean Jokes About People The following are jokes related to people, such asjobs or professions. Korean Joke #15 Q: What do you call a cute guy with no ears? A: 귀없다! (gwieopda) Explanation:The word 귀 (gwi) meansears,and the word 없다 (eopda) meansnone or not existin...
Friend 1: I think that our population is very big and it needs to be dealt with! Friend 2: So, should we kill other people? Friend 1: Well, I don’t want to go to hell. I want to go to heaven when I die! Friend 2: Well, untill you live, you could go to Africa, and af...
Jewish people are the most optimistic people in the world. They have some cut off before they even know how big it will get. Define: Genius A “C” student with a Jewish mother. In the Jewish doctrine, when does a fetus become a human? When it graduates from med school. What do you...
He stood and looked around, "We in France have been able to develop people that can eat with their noses!" Now the UN meeting was in shock and visible horror that France would play with genetic engineering. "Actually, they eat only 3 centimeters below their noses." Military joke submarine...