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Ok, we’ve all been there. Your friend decides to start talking trash despite having a forehead the size of Texas. So now you have to shut him down and the best way to do that is staring right at your face. But after a lifetime of firing off big forehead jokes, you might’ve emp...
Then he slapped his forehead and excitedly declared, "Now I know what I did with my hearing aid." 133 votes Is this funny? 7 George Carlin sez... "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me . . . they're ...
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"Ohio RepublicanJohn Boehnerwill take over for Nancy Pelosi. Those are some big eyes to fill." – Jay Leno "Nancy Pelosi has now been elected the new House minority leader. She was smiling from ear to ear, which is pretty impressive considering how far her ears have been pulled back." ...