阅读理解。 It seems that fate likes to play strange jokes on those who are famous.The manner in whichfate saved Clive of India for his mission in history is a matter of record.Downhearted ill and depressed Clive then a young clerk placed a revolver(左轮枪手) to his head and snapped the...
You can’t leave out the flatulists when talking about fart jokes. Many people considered that they are comedians, but if you think they are the people who tell fart jokes, you are wrong. Some of these people are not even funny, but they sure know how to make people laugh by actually...
阅读理解。 It seems that fate likes to play strange jokes on those who are famous.The manner in whichfate saved Clive of India for his mission in history is a matter of record.Downhearted, ill, and depressed, Clive, then a young clerk, placed a revolver(左轮枪手) to his head and snapp...
The sick people in jokes would be too harsh for a 翻译结果4复制译文编辑译文朗读译文返回顶部 The people who are sick joke about a bit too harsh 翻译结果5复制译文编辑译文朗读译文返回顶部 That falls ill the human cracked a joke too is rather unkind ...
There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to. Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned. Febreeze...Because your house stinks of weed and your parents will be home any minute. Ro...
. He was the only man who arrived immediately after the three presidents were shot.4.Who was the most lucky of the people mentioned in the passage? . The subordinate. . Clive. . Robert Todd Lincoln. . McKinley.5.What would be the best title for the passage? . The Fatal Witness . ...
Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don´t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She´s only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it´s ...
‘Thank the Lord,’ muttered Old Terry, ‘For a moment there I thought I had cancer.’ Some Benefits of Alzheimer’s Disease You never watch repeats on television. You are always meeting new people. You don’t have to remember the complaints of your spouse. You can hide your own Easter...
“Your joke wasn’t funny to that guy. You don’t get to tell a person who has lost limbs that they are over-sensitive. They will be ready to make jokes when they are ready. It’s not your place to tell them how to feel. That’s what is wrong here. People go ...
expected to illustrate, apropos a singular experience, the love that links him to his mother; here is what he writes: “One day I returned home earlier than expected, because the teacher was ill; I looked for my mother and found her naked in her bed with a man who was not my father...