The man at the front desk thought "nurses are even sexier. This guy's going to get laid." The third couple checked in right after. The same question was asked. The bride said she was a high school teacher. The man behind the desk scoffed. "Teachers are so strict." He thought. "...
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A man goes to the hospital for a routine operation. He wakes up alone in a hospital bed with an IV. Moving around, he notices the white hospital sheets are covered with shit. He literally shit the bed. Completely embarrassed and panicking about what the nurses will say, he takes them ...
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A nurse was showing some student nurses through the hospital. ”This will be the most hazardous section in the hospital for you. The men on this floor are almost well.” Categories Doctor Jokes Tags Doctor and Nurse Jokes, Nurse Jokes, Student Jokes What...
and the soldier replies: "Well sir, every day the nurses put a cool cloth on my head and they clean my behind with a soft brush." The general asks: "Is there anything else we can do for you?" and the soldier says: "No sir, the nurses are doing the best they can." The ...
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There is nothing funny about the 23 million others like me or the doctors, nurses and other necessary staff in medical care losing out. So, back to the JOKE, people are going need laughter a lot. As for Presidential Assassinations the year 2020 is coming up, and I’d hate the curse ...