Permission for my boyfriend/fiancé/husband to be away for the following period of time:McDonald’s Application FormThis is allegedly an actual job application a 16-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Australia. They hired him because he was so honest and funny...
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drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “...
"For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-husband." "Ex-husband!" he shouts, chagrined. "I didn't know you were married before!!" "I wasn't." marriage joke honeymoon courtroom face boyfriend darling knot horrified ex-husband lawyering Dislike Like The Fortune Teller...
Just waiter I get my hands on you. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Baghdad. (Baghdad who?) I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Disguise. (Disguise who?) Disguise your boyfriend? I can do you better. Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Ike Anne. (Ike...
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During the episode "The Creeps," Lumpy Space Princess explains that she and her boyfriend, Brad, have split. The reason? He told her she wasn't ready for him. LSP, however, says she has no idea what that even means. Meanwhile, throughout the whole episode, Lady Rainicorn is sucking ...
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that I must blow, or he will come down and blow himself, but for Christ's sake to tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."submissons by: colinmorra, bbr, jackbonnick, tsm7, SteveC, lcoll160, Puddles3522, joey1996hoke, guytar, othhomes, pete.shirley, chriskasey2, ...