How many Hawaii men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Hawaii has any cents. What does the average Hawaii high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.(College Jokes) Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
Theseschool jokes for adultsare both clean and funny. A few of them are amazingly bad but still funny because of their amazing stupidity. The majority of these jokes are both smart and hilarious though. Plus, these funny jokes are perfect for most high school students. So I’m sure you’...
开心地带轻松一刻在一家电影院里.一位观众在演出期间站了起来,沿着他那排座位到休息室去了.几分钟后,他回到那排座位.并问坐在最边上的那位男士:"对不起.请问我刚才出去的时候踩的是你的脚吗?""是的,不过没关系,一点也不疼."中学生英语(高一、二版)...
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.But on the upside, he makes great fries. Where do fish keep their money? A.In the river bank. What do you call hiking U.S. college students? A.The walking debt. Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
children school joke kindergarten grownup words Dislike Like And What Does YOUR Father Do? It was a regular day at first grade, and the teacher asked all the students to tell her something about what their parents do for a living. Some kids knew and gave a good description, while others...
School Lunchbox Jokes Why was the math book sad?It had too many problems! What’s a pencil’s favorite place to visit?Pennsylvania! Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because her students were so bright! Why did the computer go to school?To improve its byte size!
“大夫您好,您看我应该挂哪个科啊?”“你哪儿不舒服?”“我没有不舒服,健康得很。”“那你哪科都不挂.”“谢谢您.我就是明天要考试了,来听一句祝福。”#考前祝...
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’ What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
teacher religion joke children joke sunday school moses Dislike Like Two College Students and a Beggar Two college students, Desmond and Kurt, were walking on the pavement when they were approached by a beggar asking for money. Kurt tries to shoo him away, but Desmond takes out his wallet...
School Jokes:Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?(Because her students were bright!) Why was the teacher cross-eyed?(She couldn't control her pupils!) Where did the music teacher leave her keys?(In the piano!) What did the tree say to the math teacher?(Gee, I'm a tree!) ...