Beware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During Surgery Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that? Oh no! I just lost my Rolex. …and could you stop that thing from beatin...
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If anyone has any advice for cosmetic surgery that’s gone terribly wrong... My wife is all ears. Nurse: You can come by at 6 today. Very little patients today. Man: What happened to the normal sized patients? How does herpes get out of the hospital ?
Like have you ever put vaseline all over that bar in the public toilet, and just wait for one of them to slip and slide on it? That's awesome. Or simply throw 2x4's on the ground in front and in back of them as they cross an intersection. Or loosen all the screws on the thing...
What did the black kid get for his birthday? Your bike. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her. Why are most Guidos named Tony? When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (Tony) on their foreheads. ...
When was the last time you slapped your knee laughing? Okay, maybe I should ask when the last time you groaned and rolled your eyes, because your time has come, my friend! Here are 12 Dad Jokes to get your hardy-har-har on.
After the injury, the star ofA Quiet Placewas "rushed to the hospital" but ultimately headed back to the U.S. for surgery. At one point, Krasinski pointed to his leg and joked, "This is all robotic. I'm a Transformer now."
It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest. upvote downvote report This jokemaycontain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 Place urine sample here for diagnosis. [Long Joke] A man walks into a doctor's surgery with a sore elbow. The recepti...
After a while, Colleen again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Paddy." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps you let me put my hand on your leg." Colleen blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze at the meadow ...