-Put it in dishwasher. —Kabir, Age 9 205. What do frogs order at McDonalds?French flies and a Croak-a-Cola. 206. There's a girl on a boat in a pretty pink coat. What's her name?What. —Ray, age 9 207. Where does a rat go when it has a toothache?To the rodentist. ...
These hilarious jokes for kids require little to no explanation from parents, but you’ll want to get in on the fun, anyway. Fromcheesy jokestoknock-knock jokesand beyond, many of these have been sent to us by kids themselves. We’ve also gotsqueaky-clean jokes,spring jokes, andprintable...
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe in Ireland? Some poor horse is going barefoot. What do you call an Irish fella trying to break up a fight? Liam Malone. When is an Irish potato no longer Irish? When its a French fry! Why are the Irish so concerned with Global Warming...
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Animal Jokes for Kids What kind of cat likes living in water?An octo-puss. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?Because chickens hadn't evolved yet. What do you call a cow that can't make milk?An udder failure — a milk dud. What do cats eat for breakfast?Mice Crispies! What do ...
-Evaporated milk is confusing. There's so much liquid in it. -Dad to kid: Where are French fries from? Kid: France? Dad to kid: Greece! -Dad to kids at dinner: I would tell you my pizza joke but it’s just too cheesy.
You can use these Valentine jokes for kids in your little one’s lunch box or as the perfect match with the Valentine’s Day candy to hand out the class. Print them as is, or write the jokes on a napkin. Just a little extra proof that somebunny loves them. ...
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French fries. What is a leprechaun’s favorite mode of transportation? A cloverboard! Why are leprechauns so good at karate? They've got a black belt. Did you hear about the leprechaun who won the race? He knew a shortcut. What type of music do leprechauns listen to? Sham-rock 'n...
jokes is a deep commitment to ridiculousness. Good jokes for kids celebrate and revel in silliness over intelligence. They’re not afraid toget cornyor rely on a pun that’s a bit of a stretch. Here are some kids’ jokes are light-hearted and fun but draw in adults with their clever ...