Because her students were so bright! Why did the girl bring a pencil to bed? Because she wanted to draw the curtains! Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long! What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon! Why did the math teacher brea...
Jokes初三英语幽默故事阅读欣赏教师:汤姆,我真替你害臊.我比你大不了多少的时候,能一口气把美国的总统按顺序背下来.汤姆:嗯,可是那时总共才三四个美国总统呀.初中生:中考指南May
Theseschool jokes for adultsare both clean and funny. A few of them are amazingly bad but still funny because of their amazing stupidity. The majority of these jokes are both smart and hilarious though. Plus, these funny jokes are perfect for most high school students. So I’m sure you’...
Kids are great at making us laugh, and so a lot of great jokes involve them. A lot of those jokes take place at schools. Here is where you'll find all of our jokes that involve kids, school or university! Teacher Jokes Sort ByRandom ...
How many Hawaii men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Hawaii has any cents. What does the average Hawaii high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.(College Jokes) Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
Jokes for Elementary School Students… Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 8 9! Jokes for High School Students… Teenager: Dad, I’m going to a party tonight. Can you do my math homework for me? Dad: I’m sorry, son, it just wouldn’t be right. ...
A:Look for the fresh prints. Q: Have you heard where the word “studying” came from? A:Students-dying. Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver? A:SWAG. Q: What do you call hiking U.S. college students?
My high school bully still takes my lunch money.But on the upside, he makes great fries. Where do fish keep their money? A.In the river bank. What do you call hiking U.S. college students? A.The walking debt. Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’ What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
17 - The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to t... More ›› 18 - Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem w... More ›› 19 - All the fraternity brothers left the hou...