16 - After the college boy delivered the pizza to Bud's trailer house, Bud asked, "What is the usual... More ›› 17 - The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to t... More ›› 18 - Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham fre...
He will always have soft spot in his heart for stingrays. Funny Crocodile Jokes Prepare for a laughter riot with these Funny Crocodile Jokes! From clever punchlines to witty anecdotes, this section is a haven for those seeking some belly-aching amusement. What do you call a crocodile that g...
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With the war in Afghanistan in full swing, the passage of The Military Family Tax Relief Act created a number of provisions to ease restrictions for military members on tax credits available to them and an extension by the IRS of its three-year period for amending a tax return. The act a...
College Joke 1 An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?”“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I ll be on the golf ...
a However, in the past four years the job market has changed dramatically. This year’s college graduates are facing one of the worst job markets. For example, Ryan Stewart, a graduate of san Jose State University, got a degree in religious studies, but he has not gotten any job offers...
This was too much for the bishop, and he ordered the priest to get rid of the animal. The priest gave the donkey to a nun in a nearby convent. The next day the headline read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN The bishop fainted. He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the do...
"Graduates of Yale University, I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue before, but I want you to do something for me. Please, take a good look around you. Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right. Now, consider this: five years from ...
Audience memberstoldPage Sixthat Letterman opened up with a shocking sexist joke—theLate Showhost was taking questions from his fans, and a college staffer asked for his advice to 2015 graduates. "Treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady," Letterman responded. ...
The worst part for me was that because my eyesight was so bad,I couldn't play sports very well. I didn't give up trying,though. And I studied harder. Eventually,I got better at school and loved it. By the time I got to college I was double majoring,going to summer school and ...