Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want! Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrr! What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii? "O Tanning Palms"! What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
A normal Christmas celebration can turn into a night filled with bonding, fun, and laughter with the right jokes at the right time. Sure, some jokes may seem a little corny for people's taste, but that's what makes it more fun. ...
You can make your own Christmas crackers using empty toilet rolls and tissue or wrapping paper; wrap paper around the toilet roll leaving enough paper on the ends for people to hold onto; pop personalised gifts, sweets and jokes into the tube. You can even buy paper crowns and cracker poppe...
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Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the...
Christmas is a time for joy and laughter, and these jokes are sure to spread some cheer: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas Quacker! Why did Santa go to school for music? So he could improve his wrappi...
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TIP:You could also put your kid’s Christmas jokes into a jar and pull out a new one each day. I made our 25 days of kids’ Christmas jokes into a pair chain to hang for decoration too. Each day we will remove a link from the bottom until there is only one left for Christmas d...