What's a mathemetician's favorite day of the week? Why does Sarah Palin never worry about getting into a car accident? Why did the 18th century prisoner not believe the guard? Why did the two old friends stay for so long at the steakhouse? Why does Sarah Palin always have her ...
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I’ve written thousands of jokes for the late night television monologues of 3 of America’s talk show hosts and for a political website. Most of the jokes were based on current events which are now no longer topical- with the passage of time they have lost their original utility. 50,00...
this from an old era and i think some funny stuff here. please listen and laugh, jokes were told to him from Soviets during his visits with them. i hope you enjoy.
We all have a relationship with food, so these jokes are easy for really young kids, such as toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarteners, to understand and retell like a pro comedian. Children can definitely relate to ice cream! 1. Knock, knock. ...
The Sun Damages Your Skin I actually avoid the sun. It feels terrible on my skin. Exercise Is Healthy Love Something I'll never find. I feel like THE most hated 17 year old Male figure in the world. And I'm not like the stereotypical sort of 17 yr old bloke. (And it's not help...
“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man, it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two mi...
— gent (@gentv10)April 8, 2020 I’m sure their “shoeulogy” for you was beautiful haha … I’ll see myself out. America is a strange and dark project but to call that food “tater tot” was so cute — Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi)April 20, 2020 ...
HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Police were called to a day care, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. The roundes...
What does it mean when you lose a shoe but still survive? You’re a sole survivor. upvotedownvotereport If you put your left shoe on the wrong foot You’ve put it on the right foot. My 9yr old daughter swears she just made that up. She said “you should put it on Reddit” ...