Rules for Boys and GirlsWe always hear ‘The rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. For example, Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
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A 2nd grade class just gets in from recess... The teacher tells the class they're going to do a spelling assignment that relates to what they did for recess. "If you can come up to the board and write the word I give you, you'll get a gold star for the day," the teacher expl...
the “Boogaloo boys” who wear Hawaiian shirts and plan to overthrow the republic (From the way that disappeared, I’m assuming the Facebook group they showcased was 39 FBI agents and one young man with Aspergers who was just glad to be accepted somewhere for the first time in his life....
the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. “It ain’t my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this ‘un on my Daddy. The reason I’m three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!” Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her...
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 37cents postage "IF" ...