Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots. The Smartphone Poem My new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not. Amazing what all this here smart phone has got. TV and Weather and Internet, too. There's just no limits to what it can do. Check my blo...
How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?(Just look for the gray hares!) What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?(One with a hoppy ending!) What do you call a rabbit comedian?(A funny bunny!) What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?(Unique up on it!) ...
They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back. Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. What's the difference between a retard and a pencil? The Pencil will eve...
What's slimy cold long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger! Chuck Norris Jokes When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” Jokes For...
Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them! What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lily! What do you call a frog stuck in mud? Unhoppy! What do you get if you cross Mary Poppins and a frog?
14. Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls? Because they are shellfish. 15. Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach? It refused to peel. 16. Why do people swim at saltwater beaches? Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze. ...
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15. Why are goats from France so musical? Because they have French horns! 16. What do you call a goat on a mountain? A Hillbilly! 17. Doctor, doctor! I can't help thinking I'm a goat. How long have you felt like this?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?Because regular rocks are too heavy! What’s a leprechaun’s favorite type of pie?Goldenberry Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?Because they’re already wearing green! Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?Because they’re ...
11. Why are monkeys terrible storytellers? Because they only have one tail. 12. Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other ssssssside. 13. Where do famous dragons go after they retire? The hall of flame. 14. Why are dogs like phones?