They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back. Why do Asian girls have small boobs? Because only A's are acceptable What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches. What's the difference between a retard and a pencil? The Pencil will eve...
How can you tell which are the oldest rabbits?(Just look for the gray hares!) What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?(One with a hoppy ending!) What do you call a rabbit comedian?(A funny bunny!) What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?(Unique up on it!) ...
Croaka-cola! When is a car like a frog? When it's becingtoad1! Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires! What happened when a frog joined the cricket team? He bowled longhops3! What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry? A hoppercraft! What is worse t...
Why are frogs so good at basketball? Because they always make jump shots. Laundry Puns Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry... Should make for some good clean shots. Sports Puns The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season ...
46 - When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad !... More ›› 47 - What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !... More ›› 48 - Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !... More ›› 49 - What do you say to a hitchhiking frog...
(Darn it!) Why are frogs so happy?(Because they eat what bugs them!) What did one frog say to the other?(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!) Why was the mother firefly unhappy?(Because her children weren't that bright!) ...
From bad puns to corny one-liners, these are the best dad jokes of all time. Find funny jokes for kids and adults that are sure to leave everyone laughing.
What are large Irish spiders called? St. Paddy long legs! Why was the baby ant confused? Because all of his uncles were ants. What film do bees like the most? The Sting! Why do bees always hum? Because they don’t know the words!
What are caterpillars afraid of? Dogger-pillars. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost. What kind of cats like to go bowling? Alley cats. Why did the bee go to the doctor? Because he had hives. What do you call an arctic cow?
14. Why don’t oysters like to share their pearls? Because they are shellfish. 15. Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach? It refused to peel. 16. Why do people swim at saltwater beaches? Because pepper beaches would make them sneeze. ...