About 6:00 am the next morning the man gets out of bed, splashes on some cologne and gets all ready for the next representative. At about 7:00 am he gets a knock on the door. When he opens the door, he sees this large gorilla with a sign around his neck stating, 'If I catch ...
If my wife finds out, she'll f**king kill me. Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving. Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection. A fake name and a fake number. Girl: My favorite number is 16 Boy: why...
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?”“Well, it’s where you get your girl down on all four...
Fathers day jokes:We also got a category all about the fathers day. Hey happy father day to all the fathers out there. Best joke in the world I know, everyone want to know the best joke in the world right? Yeah, it’s actually not that easy to determine which joke is the best. ...
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Quavo Jokes About Tryout With Texans After Heinicke Plays More The Associated Press FILE - In this Saturday, Sept. 23, 2017, file photo, Quavo performs with Travis Scott and DJ Khaled at the 2017 iHeartRadio Music Festival Day 2 held at T-Mobile Arena on in Las Vegas. Quavo...
after signing on the doted line he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting...
"Mummy,where does Poo come from?" "Well Son,when we eat something,it goes down into our tummies,gets all mushed up & comes out of our bottoms as poo." "Oh ok, then what about Tigger?" What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down. 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet ag...