Because she has wisdom teeth! Oral Hygiene Puns I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing. Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the ...
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts. jokes about men women geography countries ages Dislike Like A ...
>>RACHEL: Wisdom teeth! [RIMSHOT/LAUGH] >>RACHEL: Wisdom teeth are some of the very last teeth to come out. We call them wisdom teeth because they grow when we’re a teenager or a grown-up. So we get them when we’re more wise. Well … hopefully!
Mention amongst your father-of-the-bride marriage jokes the ups and downs of her life, but please, do not mention stories about her former boyfriends. Give some advice; impart some wisdom from your years of experience that the couple can take away with them. If you are still married then...
They have silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and gallbladder, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomach. 53 votes Is this funny? 21 As I age My neighbour, who is 95 years old, asked me the other day: "When do you think I should stop saving ...
Crocodiles have all teeth and no tooth fairy. Sad! What do you call a crocodile that left its dentures at a restaurant? A false gator! How does a crocodile cut down a tree? With reptile clippers! Why don’t crocodiles play basketball? They’re only good at dunking cookies. ...
Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well ...
I began planning my next move, as this one wasn’t working–even though I stood with my shiny black fur on end across my arched back, my tail held straight up, and my mouth open to show my long, sharp eye teeth. The large, short-haired brown dog was not leaving. He still was ba...
He had an ogre-whelming amount of wisdom to share. What did Shrek say to the fairy godmother when she offered him a wish? “I’m ogre it, thanks.” Why did Shrek start a winery? He had a talent for producing ogre-ganic wines. ...
“He was never really interested in women, but did go see the theater company’s production of “The Wizard of Oz” 10 times, I thought he liked the girl who played the lead, he really talked about her outfit a lot. After college Jeremy just dropped off the face of the earth, we ...