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provide support. Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled off instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man, "I'm sorry...
Iwasaccompanyingmyhusbandonabusinesstrip.Hecarriedhisportablecomputerwithhim,andtheguardattheairportgateaskedhimtoopenthecase.Itwaslocked,andthemanwaitedpatientlyasmyembarrassedspousestruggledtorememberthecombination.Atlasthesucceeded.'Whyareyousonervous?'Iaskedhim.'Thenumbersarethedateofouranniversary.'myhusbandcon...
At the end of every dark and dingy bar counter, you can undoubtedly find at least one, or sometimes a pair, of bar regulars keeping a pair of bar stools warm, waiting patiently to strike up some giggles with unsuspecting bar patrons. They are the keepers of a secret class of jokes know...
Joe arrived at the hotel on time. The whole band was there except the band leader, Tarek. He set up his drums and patiently awaited for the old guy. Tarek finally arrived 5 minutes before they were supposed to go on. He frantically set up his music stand and raised his arm to lead ...
I was waiting at a customer services station at Asda when a woman in front of me was returning a disposable barbeque. When asked why she was returning the barbeque, she replied, ‘There was no meat in it.’ The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbeque was simply to ...
‘How about your brother? Is he here?’‘He went with Mom and Dad,’ explained Neil patiently. Barry Farmer stood there for a few seconds, shifting from one foot to the other and muttering to himself. ‘Is there anything I can do for ya?’ Neil asked politely. ‘I know where all ...
As the actuary was reaching for more change, the underwriter, who had been waiting patiently for several minutes by then, asked,“Excuse me, but are you done yet?” The actuary looked at the underwriter and replied indignantly,“Well Duh! Can’t you see I’m still winning?”(Submitted by...
One evening, a very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant patiently awaiting her date. While waiting, she decided to double-check that she looked perfect for him. So, she bent over in her chair to get a mirror from her purse on the floor. ...
Martha Stewart Jokes She's Waiting For Her Friends to “Just Die” So She Can Date Their Husbands The lifestyle expert confessed on Chelsea Handler's podcast that there is “nothing” going on in her love life right now. By Emily KirkpatrickJuly...