Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his behind. Many more gay jokes A lesbian goes to the gynecologist. While she’s laid back with her feet in the stirrups, being examined, the gynecologist remarks, “You keep things very clean down here.” The lesbian replies, “...
The fairy says “I will give you humans what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day. You will be given all the resources you need.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to ...
The Tooth Fairy After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy. October 4, 2008 Not Gonna Do It An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. ...
the tooth fairy will come to visit him when he is sleeping. If the tooth fairy sees the kid and loves him, she will leave some money under his pillow without taking away the tooth. If she doesn’t think the kid lovely enough, she will still leave some money but take the tooth away...
Dad Jokes About Sports AleksandarNakic/E+/Getty Images Why does a pitcher raise one leg when he throws the ball? If he raises them both, he’d fall down. Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from? The tooth fairy. I kept wondering why the baseball was getting bigg...
Crocodiles love to snap about their day over dinner. When crocodiles shop, they look for killer deals. Crocodiles give the best high fives—they really know how to slap it. A crocodile walked into a shoe store and said, “I need new boots!” ...
Ten years without brushing causes a horrible tooth decade. I know an elderly vampire. He’s quite long in the tooth. My dentist isn’t very good at his job. The tooth hurts. Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth. ...
The tooth fairy. 79. Why do the Germans always get beat by the Canadians in hockey? Canadians bring the “eh” game, while Germans bring their wurst. 80. What do you give a hockey player when he demands to be paid? A check.
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Did you hear about the wisdom tooth who got smart with the dentist? [removed] Funny Poems One evening I wrote to John and I guess I was expressing my frustrations with not having enough time as I had a briefcase full of work to do that evening. Jaymac, in his wisdom, sent me back...