When the boy arrived home, he told his mother what the butcher said. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years... then come back and tell me about the expression on his ...
Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reache...
really. Sex was the naughty thing he wrote about that I wasn’t supposed to know about, and because Dad was an indirect part of my formative sex education, I couldn’t help but associate the two. “ And that’s how I learned about sex — stealing cheap moments with my father’s slea...
Jokes>JokesAbout Men Jokes that make fun of men, males and male culture. Sort ByNew The Bodybuilder and the Blonde A beautiful blonde goes out with a bodybuilder. Things go well and by their 4th date, she wants to take it to the 'next level'. They reach her apartment and, after a...
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The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
“Much Ado About Onions.” What’s Shrek’s go-to exercise routine? Ogre-cise. Why did Shrek open a bakery? He kneaded dough like an ogre-pro. What did Shrek say when he discovered a treasure chest? “Ogre the moon!” Why did Shrek win the spelling bee?
What did the llama say when he got kicked out of the zoo? –“Alpaca my bags!” Have you heard the joke about the banana peel? – Never mind it slipped out of my mind! What is fast, loud and crunchy? – A rocket chip.
“Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered. Jokes About Cows 4 Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest! Jokes About Cows 5 A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. ...
Whether they like getting silly about food, animals, math, celebrities or surreal situations, these are sure to put a smile on everyone's faces. The Funniest Jokes for Kids What did one hat say to the other? You wait here — I'll go on ahead! Why don't the circus lions eat the ...