Round about the caldron go;In the poison’d entrails throw.Toad, that under the cold stone,Days and nights hast thirty-oneSwelter’d venom sleeping got,Boil thou first i’ the charmed pot! Double, double toil and trouble;Fire burn and caldron bubble. But Remember: NO Drinking and Flying ...
“I sure am happy to see you,” Emma said to the grandmother. “Why, thank you, Emma,” the grandmother replied. Emma added, “Now maybe Daddy will do that trick he was talking about.” Bewildered, the grandmother asked, “What trick?” The father leaned forward, interested. Emma answe...
Never underestimate the power of those that like things neat and tidy. I once read about the dangers of gardening, so I quit reading for two weeks. If you need five tools to solve a problem in the garden, four of them will be easy to find. - Mike Garofalo, Pulling Onions Why is ...
Jokes About Cows 3 A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered. Jokes About Cows 4 Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest! Jokes About Cows 5 A man cl...
So the girl goes to her father in the garage and asks “I want to take Lulu for a walk, but mom says she’s in heat and to ask you about it.”. The father takes a rag, pours some petrol on it, and then rubs Lulu’s backside with it to disguise the scent. “Now you can ...
how her parents’ reverence for the civil rights movement prepped her for a legal career, or the pride her family and their neighbors had in homeownership, she told a relatable story about the positive role that the government has played in her family and the good things it can do for othe...
Jokes that either have animals or are about animals.Sort By New The Elephant Scheme A man visits a zoo and asks to speak to the director about the new "Rent-an-Animal" program. The zoo has fallen on hard times financially, so they decided to rent some of their animals outside the ...
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This study seeks to offer a brief empirical overview of jokes told inEstonia between the 1960s and the 1990s and introduces and tests two main suppositions: First, the period of Brezhnev’s rule (and particularly the last part of it) was a golden era of joke-making in the former USSR ...
Click right here to get the best of Cracked sent to your inbox. 18 George Carlin on ADD “When you think about it, attention deficit disorder makes a lot of sense. In this country, there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to.” 17 Michael Che on Joe Biden “President Biden said...