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Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reache...
Paul Erdos- the subject of many jokes and the most prolific mathematician in history - is always making jokes about how old he is. Once he said that he is two and a half billion years old, because in his youth, the age of the Earth was known to be two billion years and now it is...
When her boyfriend Jeff calls, his half of the conversation is inaudible, but Lisa’s talking about another girl. She says, “She didn’t?! She did? But they’re not in love like us," clearly implying that she and her boyfriend are dabbling in pre-martial shenanigans but it’s cool...
39 - St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be...More ›› 40 - A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gat...More ›› ...
GOLDILOCKS’S Father: I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family. Do you know anything about this Goldie?ALBERT EINSTEIN’S Father: But, Albert, it’s your senior picture. Can’t you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something…?
7. “If stars were thoughts, the sky would be full of my thoughts about you.” 8. “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.” 9. “If you were a melody, you’d be stuck in my head because you're my favorite tune.” ...
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered. Jokes About Cows 4 Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
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