Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? and Other Jokes About the Cold Weather If you’re looking for a good dad joke, these jokes about cold weather are about as corny as they get. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? – They wear snow caps. ...
You know if you die from the Coronavirus, even your death will be Made In China. Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili? I guess he liked seasoned professionals. What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her ...
The cold shoulder. How do you get a fat girl in bed? Piece of cake. What did the black kid get for his birthday? Your bike. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her. Why are most Guidos named Tony? When they got on the boat to America they stamped To NY (...
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head! Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs? A: A penny. Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: Because he had no-body to go with. Q: How do crazy people go through ...
Indian weather prediction Posted onAugust 20, 2014byJokesLab It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and when...
In the hood. What’s slimy, cold, long and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger. Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. Did you guys hear about the cannibal that made a bunch of businessmen into Chili?
What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? (I have my eye on you!) What goes up when the rain comes down? (An umbrella!) When does it rain money? (When there's change in the weather!) What's the difference between a horse and the weather?
The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from the rich guy's pocket. The little man would run up and down the bar, kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger. Then the little guy would jump back into the man's ...
Jokes About Money Take the money and run. Mobile banking on the go. A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Where do fish keep their money? A: In a river bank! What do fish use for money? A: Sand dollars! Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle? A: Because he...
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