Summer dad jokes are hot this time of year, kids. Hotter than cargo shorts. Hotter than shiny, white New Balance sneakers. Hotter than, dare we say it, when the wife started a bonfire with our cargo shorts and New Balance sneakers. Yep, almost as hot as thoseFather’s Day dad jokeswe...
What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer? (Paddy O'Furniture!) Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? (He couldn't afford plane fare!) When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? (When it's a French fry!) What do you call a diseased criminal? (A...
Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
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11. What do you call a dog who goes to the beach in the summer? A classic hot dog joke fit for every summer BBQ. Show Answer 12. What do you call a dinosaur that can't see? A what do you call joke that's so silly it's guaranteed to get a chuckle. Show Answer 3 Cheesy Wha...
#1 An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked, “Where were you on the night of October to April?”
On a sweltering summer morning in 1882, in a small New England city, a prominent business man and his wife were brutally axed to death in their home. Their daughter, Lizzie Borden, was the prime suspect. Lizzie’s trial was a coast-to-coast media sensation, and her story has become an...
A True Story About Luke’s Wife Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, my wife, new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn’t get her brand-new 22-ft Bayliner to perform. It wouldn’t ...
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, ”Do you have any final words, son?””Yeah, drop dead!” ...
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter. Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head. I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. ...