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Jokes about alcohol, such as bar jokes, walk into a bar jokes, pub jokes, getting drunk jokes, drinking jokes and hangover jokes.
Peter, an 82-year-old man, went to see Doctor Lucan to have a full physical check-up. A few days later, Dr Lucan saw Peter walking through the village with a stunning young woman on his arm. The doctor turned to Peter and spoke quietly, but clearly, ‘You’re doing well, aren’t...
I went to the cemetery to lay flowers on a grave. I noticed four grave diggers walking about with a coffin. Three hours later, they were still walking about with it. I thought to myself, ‘They’ve lost the plot.’ At a cash point yesterday, a little old lady asked me to check ...
137, Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas. 138. What does every birthday end with? The letter Y. 139. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on! 140. Why do birds fly? It’s faster than walking. 141. Why did Superman flush the toilet? Because it was his doody...
St. Peter smiles and urges, "Yes... go on..." The blonde continues, "Then once a year we roll the stone away and he comes out and if he sees his shadow we have six more weeks of winter! Women's Training Courses And for those of us who are sick of the man-bashing jokes, it...
When St. Peter arrived they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out and he left. The couple sat and waited for an answer… for a couple of months. While they waited, they discu...
137, Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas. 138. What does every birthday end with? The letter Y. 139. What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on! 140. Why do birds fly? It’s faster than walking. 141. Why did Superman flush the toilet?
A sax player dies and goes to the pearly gates.St Peter says sorry 'too much partying you have to go to the other place. The elevator doors open and he goes into a huge bar.All the greatest are on stage on a break.He goes over to Charlie Parker and says .Hey this can't be ...