They make faces all day. *What has only one horn and gives milk? A milk truck. *Call me a taxi. OK. You're a taxi. *What never asks any questions but always gets answers? A doorbell. / A telephone. *What did one ear say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same ...
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Funny Money Jokes Over 80 mildly amusing clean and work safe jokes and puns about money. Funny Money Joke 1“Five dollars for one question!” said the girl to the fortune-teller. “That’s very expensive, isn’t it?”“Next!” Funny Money Joke 2How can you be sure you have counterfei...
(Because there was something fishy about it!) What do you call a dinosaur with one leg?(Eileen!) Mother: Why are you crying? Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother. Mother: That's no reason to cry. Daughter: Yes it is! No one would trade me! What...
aMiss Gogers taught physics in a New York school.Last month she expiained to one of her classes about sound,and she decided to test them to see how successful she had been in her explanation.She said to them,Now I have a brother in Los Angeles.If I as calling him on the phone and...
55. Did you hear the one about the actuary who walked into Abar … ? (Submitted by Peter Jarvis). He sat down and told the continuous story of his whole life.(Joke improved by Anonymous.) 56.Actuarial Groundhog Day Bad News: On February 2, the actuary stuck his head out of his off...
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes that he must tell his son the truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, “Son, I have something to tell you. I’m not your father.” The son says, “What do you mean, you’re not my father?” The priest replies, “I’...
On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, “No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he”d have me ...
211. Have you heard the one about the student who was afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them. 212. What do you call it when a hammock teases another hammock? Hammockery! —Joe L., age 8 213. What did they say when Marie Curie and Albert Einstein said th...
“Why, What’s so special about you?” they asked. “I’m the bus driver”, replied the man! Bus Driver Joke 3 Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.