Are you crazy?!' "My wife looked me straight in the eye and said: 'That's one.' "And we haven't had a fight since." gun joke about men old man marriage joke fight argument Dislike Like The Postcard A long time ago, a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman....
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home cry...
One day at work one of the car salesmen says “can you hand me that little booklet with the information about the car?” And the other responds with “Bro, sure.” upvote downvote report Why do male dogs float in water? Because they’re good buoys upvote downvote report Why do male,...
When asked if there was anything they would have changed about one of the most romantic moments of their lives, several women said a ‘bigger diamond!’ 54% of men still get down on one knee 44% of men ask their partner’s father for permission to marry 57% of men cry when she said...
He probably lies about other things too. A woman’s work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do. If you want a nice man go for a bald one – they try harder. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he already is....
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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only one letter in it? A.An envelope Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A.It’s OK. He woke up. What do you call a pig that does karate? linephoto/E+/Getty Images Why can’t you trust an atom?
aMiss Gogers taught physics in a New York school.Last month she expiained to one of her classes about sound,and she decided to test them to see how successful she had been in her explanation.She said to them,Now I have a brother in Los Angeles.If I as calling him on the phone ...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you I suppose." she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and th...
Just try to keep a straight face at these one-liners for all ages. Adults and kids will laugh at these hilarious jokes.