there is almost as much variation in the time babies stay in the womb as there is in the weight of the newborn. Consequently, the father’s room can get quite
the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"...
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Do you know why babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls? Because there is no mail delivery on holidays. Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny....
The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby. "Hit him again," the 5-year-old ...
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller. Bad Baby Joke 5 Did you hear about the baby born in a high-tech hospital?
If you were watching Nickelodeon in the nineties, there’s a good chance you know cartoon babies Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil, and the rest of theRugratsgang. The cartoon’s full-length movie saw Tommy and his friends set out to return his newborn brother Dil to the hospital. The show...
He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said, “But isn’t having nine babies a little much?”“Well,” she said, “I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, it must Be something in the air.”“Yes,” said the priest, “your legs.” “I’m really worried,” exclaimed...
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“Sure, you can hold my newborn without cleaning your hands,” said no new mom ever. Wondering if my baby is sleeping through the night? Don’t. And no. When your baby looks like a model and you’re on day three of the same sweatpants. ...