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The Naughty Clerk Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."...
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Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year. Why was two piece swimsuit invented? To separate the hairy from the dairy. Did you hear about the junkie that was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop anytim...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband -- who was a big burly man -- tossed his trousers to his bride and said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and ..
He alluded to their naughty sexual escapades. “We’ve done just about everything,” he said. But when asked if he’s brought another woman into the bedroom, Thicke stopped short. “Out of respect for her, we just won’t answer that one.” ...
What’s the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes. What’s long and hard and full of semen? A submarine. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? The man. Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board. ...
I opened the door; she looked at me and said, “I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and get naughty tonight. Are you doing anything?” I quickly replied, “Nope, I’m free!” ...
49. What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Naughty elves and Santa, this joke has is ready for christmas. Show Answer 50. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? Show Answer via:Pexels / Public Domain Pictures 51. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?