Patient: I think I'm losing my memory. Doctor: When did it start? Patient: When did what start? Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses! Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant!
One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race! Before...
The Edith in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light." White Hair A little girl was watching her mother wash dishes when she noticed that her mother had a few white hairs. She asked her mom why she has white ...
At this point, the girl was so exhausted that she decided to forfeit the match, losing by default. Her parents were baffled. The wife asked her husband, "How could he have kept his eyes open for so long, even against someone with no eyelids?" With no good explanation, the husband ...
Shay's father approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, "We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in ...
"I think I'm losing my memory." "Really?" replied the doctor. Just how long have you had your problem? The Patient said: Another man ran into a doctor's office, "Please, doc, I feel like I'm a pair of curtians." What was the doctor's response?
The Jokes This page contains jokes I've received from friends via email or have discovered myself from other sources and have personally found to be very funny. No offense is meant to anyone. This page is here strictly for entertainment purposes only. Read at your own risk....
Joke:After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win! VOTE How I Burnt My Ears. Joke:John and Rick were borthers who worked at a used car dealership. One day Rick came to work with bandages on both ears. John not...
Joke: After losing in last night's Powerball, I've decided to declare myselft the winner and to file lawsuits until I win! VOTE Daylight Saving Time Joke: Clocks are supposed to fall back on Nov. 1st. Think I'll set mine forward at least two months because nobody wants to fall ba...
Patient: I think I'm losing my memory. Doctor: When did it start? Patient: When did what start? Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don't worry, you're just a little hoarse! Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses! Waiter: You certainly do, this is a restaurant!