"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." as she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too."...
" Watson tried again. “I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is. ""Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. “I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds. " Holmes said,“Watson, you fool! You should be thinkin...
“What do you really think of?" Watson tried again. “I think of how small I am and how vast the sky is. " “Try again, Watson!" said Holmes. Watson tried a third time. “I think of how cold the universe is and how warm people can be in their beds."Holmes said, “Watson,...
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The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?” A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said: “You should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue”. A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes...
aMiss Gogers taught physics in a New York school.Last month she expiained to one of her classes about sound,and she decided to test them to see how successful she had been in her explanation.She said to them,Now I have a brother in Los Angeles.If I as calling him on the phone and...
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Get in the holiday spirit with these funny Christmas jokes for kids and adults. We have punny one-liners and even short quips about Santa, elves and reindeer.
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I see that the coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye: they need to be watered.I place the Coke down on the work surface, and I discover...