Mickey Mouse is in the middle of a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane,” said the judge. Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was me...
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If you’re looking for a good dad joke, these jokes about cold weather are about as corny as they get. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? – They wear snow caps. Who are Frosty’s parents? – Mom and Pop-Sicle.
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He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight. Forgetting to turn off the m... read more This joke may contain profanity. 🤔I am over 18 Told my wife that I was so ...
Fowl weather! What colour is the sun? I looked for a couple of minutes and I think it is black! Did you hear about the cow that was swept away in a tornado? It was an udder disaster! If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who's most likely to get struck by lightning?
You don’t need me to tell you that New Jersey has been going through a particularly hot summer. It certainly doesn’t help that it’s also been incredibly dry. Which brings us to a joke format that we like talking about on the Deminski and Doyle show: It’s so hot out that ......