The hip replacement guy! Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor. One Liners for Kids Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He felt crummy! Why did the birdie go to the hospital? To get a tweetment. Jokes For Women ...
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulatio...
I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia… Have poor circ...
Joke:I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor ...
HEARN TALKING PLAYOFF RETURN; VOICE OF LAKERS DOING WELL, MAKING JOKES AFTER HIP REPLACEMENT SURGERYJason Kandel\\ Staff Writer
50. You worry more about breaking a hip than being hip.52. Musicians half your age are in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or have appeared on postage stamps.53. The only white powder to be found amongst the band members is foot talc.ROCK ON!!!
--- I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts wit...
It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. "Please come quickly," she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!" The receptio..
A 75 year old woman had one hobby - she loved to fish. She was sitting in his boat the other day when she heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' she looked around and couldn't see anyone. She thought she was dreaming when she heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up!' She looked ...
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough. 'Why don't you p..