If women with big tits work at Hooters, where do women with only one leg work? IHOP! What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile When is an Elf not an Elf? When she's sucking your cock, then she's a goblin. Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having se...
A guy is in a bar having a quiet drink by himself when a young beautiful blonde lady walks up to him and asks him to buy her a drink. The guy turns and says to her "Have you ever had a BUDGIE sit on your right shoulder?" Blonde says "NO!" Guy says "Have you ever had a PA...
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In their small village, a couple was famous for the husband being 102 years old and his wife being 98 years old, and both in terrific condition, working their farm every day and having the bodies of much younger people. One day, a visitor to the village, curious about the couple, appro...
The second one says, “No soap, radio!” 21.Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place. But it´s their own fault for not having windows. 22.“You know, it´s times like this I wished I had listened to what my mother has always told me.” ...
“He came out with both fists swinging,” was the assessment of one audience member, Akshay from San Jose. Valerie Vernale, a comedian from San Francisco who now lives in New York, said she felt conflicted about having attended. When she had first heard about the allegations, she ...
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork....
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The man says "I'll take a beer ...and one for the road" VOTE Sugar Is The Word Joke Joke: Saturday night I was in a bar having a beer, minding my own business, when this big, hairy, mean, drunk biker dude gets in my face, and starts screaming "SUGAR IS THE ONLY WORD IN...
--- A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out. A year later the same snail re-enters the bar and asks the barman "What did you do that for?" Submitted by Steve ---...