Dad Jokes About Candles FG Trade Latin/E+/Getty Images Do you know why I get heartburn when I eat birthday cake? I always forget to blow out the candles! Why do people put birthday candles on top of a birthday cake? Because you can't put them on the bottom, can you?! What kind...
As birthdays should be full of fun and laughter, we have collected enough birthday jokes to complete the celebrant’s day. If you know someone who’s celebrating his or her birthday today, you can give them our short and humble collection of birthday humor that will definitely make burst wit...
Cabbie:‘There’s more, he had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.’...
Jokes About MenJoke Generator Jokes that make fun of men, males and male culture. Sort ByRandom And That's When the Fight Started... When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive. So I took her to a gas station. That's when the fight started......
‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’ I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’ How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What kind of cake do you eat if you’re tired on your birthday? Coffee cake. Age is a relative thing. All my relatives keep telling me how old I am. What do statistics show about people who have the most birthdays? They live the longest. ...
5 - I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can...More ›› 6 - First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. Fi...More ›› ...
Howie. Anne Frank went into hiding in a secret annexe of her father's business on 5 July 1942 - about a month after she received a diary for her 13th birthday. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. 105+ Corny Jokes to Send to Friends. Knock, ...
senior senior joke restaurant birthday Dislike Like 4 Weddings and a Funeral Director An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life, why she has decided ...
–What father are you talking about there? Are you playing funny jokes on me? I would never sell you: I would give you a gift! Jokes that are funny any time A piece of advice for men who are getting married: never laugh at your wife’s choices! And you are one of them!