If you know someone who’s celebrating his or her birthday today, you can give them our short and humble collection of birthday humor that will definitely make burst with laughter. Through these jokes, they will certainly have a good day ahead of them. If you have forgotten it’s their bi...
Getting old isn't a lot of fun, but it sure can be funny! And if there's one thing seniors have in abundance is a good sense of humor. Sort ByNew Quizzesyou may like: Spelling Tests Spelling Marathon General Knowledge Quiz General Knowledge Marathon ...
There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request for his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no. This continues on for several years, until finally the wife has enough and finally agrees. “Fine Sam, yes ...
dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' 'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' 'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, ...
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Abby birthday to you. Knock Knock! Who's there? Avenue! Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before. Knock Knock! Who's there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come over and play. Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel! Knock...
Birthday parties get shorter the older you get. My 62nd birthday party was only one minute long. Q. Three men are in a boat. They have four cigarettes with them, but no match. How do they smoke? A. They toss one overboard, to make the boat a cigarette lighter. ...
Toms Birthday It was Toms birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his family,and one of them was 34、a beautiful big drum. “Who gave him thay thing?”answered Toms mother. “Oh,”said his father. Of course,Tom liked his drum very ...
Wife's Birthday? Joke:My wife said I ruined her birthday! That's ridiculous! I didn't even know it was her Birthday? VOTE Yo Mama So Fat... Joke:Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said, "One at a time please." ...
What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?A year older! Did you hear about the unemployed personal trainer?They gave their too-weak notice! What's brown and sticky?A stick! Why was the calendar afraid?Its days were numbered! What's E.T. short for?Bec...