In his Instagram bio, Matty sets his intentions for the upcoming year plainly: "Getting married to @mileycyrus in 2020." His energy caught Cyrus's eye, and she slid into his comments. "It probably won’t last long," said Cyrus. "But always down to try, You miss 100% of the shots...
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‘Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married,’ concludes Barry. 3. The Promise of Marriage The third one of the best marriage jokes is about Molly and Peter who have been married for almost 48 years. They have raised a brood of 12 children and are blessed with 23 grandchildr...
Holds hand in the air with fingers about 4 inches apart. Because men keep telling them this is eight inches. 35) A couple gets married, and on their wedding night, the wife asks what a penis is. The husband, surprised, pulls his out. She says, "Oh, it’s like a dick but smaller...
He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.”“I don’t think I have ever heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?”“Well, it’s wh...
A couple was watching a TV news report about firefighters helping trapped victims in a burning building. Wife: “It’s amazing how some men will go to a burning house and risk their lives for a total stranger.” Husband: “Yeah, it’s like getting married.” ...
The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: When your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which...
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Well he thinks for a while and says, “Put ‘You’re not getting older,’ at the top and ‘You’re getting better’ at the […]Don’t Marry my Daughter Joke Posted in Marriage Jokes A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day ...