Pollack and the rest of the college football world are going to be making jokes regarding the Seminoles, and, frankly, it's quite deserved. Florida State revived its program at the hands of Norvell, and now the world is seemingly falling. Sure, some can claim ...
“You would find the phone number in a wad at the end of football season in a shoe or something,” Kucharczyk joked. Courtesy of Kylie Kelce/Instagram Kylie continued, “We really found that the best way to do it was just be direct and say, ‘Hey if you need anything, we’re here...
Funny Football Jokes on Cats The next part of our football jokes focus on cats, instead of dogs. The only football team named after a dog is the Terriers (Huddersfield Town). Bristol and Doncaster ROVERS don’t count. Moving on to teams named after cats we have the Tigers in Hull and ...
A Liverpool fan rolling down a hill! What boat holds exactly 20 football teams? The premiership! Who’s the best FIFA player on the farm? Gareth Bale! Why is Cinderella so bad at football? She always ran away from the ball! Why should Bruno Mars feature on FIFA? Because he is drippin...
Before that, though, he also cracked jokes about the last two NFL teams standing this year —“It’s going to be an incredible Super Bowl between the Eagles and the refs” — and gently roasted all-star attendees Josh Allen, Sam Darnold and Joe Burrow. The NF...
Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug football teams?… It takes too long to put their cleats on. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?… Give me my quarterback! (Candy Jokes) How is a football referee like an angry chicken?… They both have fowl mouth...
Why don’t football players get cold? Because of all the extra layers of defense! Why do football teams love Batman? Because he always gets the ‘baton’ down the field! What’s a football’s favorite beverage? Penal-tea! Why did the Sphinx try out for football? To be the ‘riddle’...
The football teams are taking a knee,On Grandma's big screen t.v.The leaves outside are turning yellow'Cause winter's coming to say hello.The aunts are all fussin' in the kitchen,Wait a minute, it must be Thanksgivin'! If only thanksgiving was every monthA feast I would enjoyBut...
An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, MI6 and KGB. The MI6 team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later. "As far as we can...
About Football has compiled a list of the top ten football jokes intended to zing the fans of rival teams. Simply insert your most-hated NFL team into the content of each football joke where indicated! football.about.com/…/insultingjokes.htm ...