Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reache...
A food chain. Corny Dad Jokes About Food 1. What do you call a shoe made of banana peels? Slippers. 2. Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe. 3. Why did the baby strawberry cry? His parents were in a jam. 4. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? “Because s...
Food and Eating Knock Knock! Who's there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut ask, it's a secret. Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for lunch. Knock Knock! Who's there? Broccoli. Broccoli who? Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly. Knock Knock! Who's ...
Kids’ Jokes About Food Yuliya Taba/E+/Getty Images Why do we never tell jokes about pizza? They’re too cheesy. What kind of lunch do moms never prepare in the morning? Their own. What kind of nut doesn’t like money? Cash ew. Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield? Ther...
Food Joke 1 Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, What’s SHAKING! Food Joke 2 One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that...
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5. Food and Drink Make a “horror brew”. Using an old bucket encourages the family to place in it all manner of horrific items; plastic spiders, stones, spit, old tea bags, cabbage leaves[bats’ wings], and old tights ripped [witches skin]. You, then go into the kitchen and close...
Food Quotes "The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."–George Miller “Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”―Unknown “Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat...
45. When is eating like going to school? When you have three or four courses. 46. Did you hear the joke about peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it. 47. Why do the French like to eat snails? Because they don’t like fast food. ...