Some Dog Owners with Jokes: Dog owners from around Britain tell their favourite jokes. We take the ruff with the smooth as these canine cackle merchants prove it's not just the dogs that are barking. It's the Crufts of comedy with these wags and there ar
2 ladies are walking their dogs. One has a big black lab, the other has a chihuahua. They pass a bar and the lab owner says “Let’s get a beer.” The chihuahua walker complains, “We can’t take our dogs in there.” The first responds, “Watch me.” ...
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In keeping with this theme here are ten of the funniest cat jokes that are sure to get everyone laughing. They may only be short but sometimes the funniest jokes are the simple ones. Have a read through and see if you can get to the end without laughing. Did you hear about the cat ...
” says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in oil. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their dogs. The mother superior is first to open hers. Staring at it for a moment, she leans over to the other nun and whispers ...
Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!” Funny Weather Jokes 9 How did the hail stone describe it’s life? It really has a lot of ups and downs ...
DOGS AT THE VET’S OFFICE Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation. The Yellow Labrador turned to the Black Labrador and said, ” So why are you here? ” The Black Lab replied, “I’m a pisser. I piss on everything….the sofa...
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch ...
‘A Good Ratter’ PM’s spokesperson tells Will and Guy The four-year-old tabby, called Larry, was at London’s Battersea Dogs and Cats Home before moving into the UK Prime Minister’s home. The arrival follows weeks of speculation about potential pest control measures after a large black ...
Willow was taken in six months ago by a family from the Elburton area of Plymouth until a space became available at a nearby animal rescue center. But it was not until last week that the Gables Farm Dogs’ and Cats’ Home in Plymouth finally identified her thanks to an implanted microchip...