Jokes about dogs and cats When you’re done checking out these jokes, read morefunny dog jokes hereandcat jokes here! What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take the dog?!" What does the cat say after making a jo...
There’s jokes about cats, dogs, horses, dinosaurs and even snakes, and they all come with the Beano Joke Guarantee: they will have you howling, hooting and roaring with laughter. Proper belly laugh material! From the four-legged to the in-flight, the beaked to the barnacled, fromdog jok...
Jokes that either have animals or are about animals.Sort By New Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats Note: We love both dogs and cats, this is just in jest! 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats ...
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1 - A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to completely remove the dogs tail. The vet con... More ›› 2 - Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his... More ›› 3 - Upon entering the little country store,...
Animal Jokes and humor about pets, creatures, dogs, cats, mice, frogs, tigers, wildlife, and much more! For more animal jokes, also check out the animal jokes for kids section of Aha! Jokes!Location: Clean Jokes > Animal JokesEnter your E-MAIL address BELOW for JOKES by E-MAIL once ...
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the pets… dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs....
Possibly our favorite cat funny: Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly Cats Sleep Anywhere Cats sleep anywhere, any table, any chair. It’s the truth that any cat jokes lover knows. Top of piano, window-ledge, in the middle, on...
Where do dogs like to surf?- Colliefornia! Why do people think border collies are such good listeners? – Because they act like they always HERD you. Printable Jokes About Dogs Going for a hike or your favorite dog park? Print these dog jokes for kids out and bring them along!