There’s jokes about cats, dogs, horses, dinosaurs and even snakes, and they all come with the Beano Joke Guarantee: they will have you howling, hooting and roaring with laughter. Proper belly laugh material! From the four-legged to the in-flight, the beaked to the barnacled, fromdog jok...
Jokes about dogs and cats When you’re done checking out these jokes, read morefunny dog jokes hereandcat jokes here! What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take the dog?!" What does the cat say after making a jo...
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Whether you’re a dog person or not, these jokes about dogs will surely make youpawgetyour problems. (Love a pun? Check out ourdog puns). Read, enjoy, have a good laugh, and then snuggle your dogger. If you love other animals too, you’ll want to check out at theseanimal jokes,c...
This is great because the joke is about a dog and dogs bark. This is a great use of rhyme within a joke. 9. Why Did the Cat Run Away from the Tree? It was afraid of the bark! This joke works on so many levels. Cats tend to be afraid of dogs when they bark. However, this ...
2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake ...
Is it raining cats and dogs?(It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!) Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?(She got a ticket for littering!) In the winter my dog wears his coat. In the summer he wears his coat and pants! Du...
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan. My cat has quite the purr-sonality! With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible! I’m litter-ly in love with you. I’m a total cat purr-son. My kitten’s worst habit is pro-cat-stinating.Funny...
From bad puns to corny one-liners, these are the best dad jokes of all time. Find funny jokes for kids and adults that are sure to leave everyone laughing.
dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs.” There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This...