There’s jokes about cats, dogs, horses, dinosaurs and even snakes, and they all come with the Beano Joke Guarantee: they will have you howling, hooting and roaring with laughter. Proper belly laugh material! From the four-legged to the in-flight, the beaked to the barnacled, fromdog jok...
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Whether you’re a dog person or not, these jokes about dogs will surely make youpawgetyour problems. (Love a pun? Check out ourdog puns). Read, enjoy, have a good laugh, and then snuggle your dogger. If you love other animals too, you’ll want to check out at theseanimal jokes,c...
2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake ...
Jokes about dogs and cats When you’re done checking out these jokes, read morefunny dog jokes hereandcat jokes here! What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? "Should we walk home or take the dog?!" ...
Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but CAT Scan. My cat has quite the purr-sonality! With the right cattitude, anything is pawsible! I’m litter-ly in love with you. I’m a total cat purr-son. My kitten’s worst habit is pro-cat-stinating.Funny...
Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats Note: We love both dogs and cats, this is just in jest! 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your do...
1. Riddle: If there are four sheep, two dogs, and one herds-men, how many feet are there? Answer: Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet. 2. Riddle: All of Mrs. Smith's pets are dogs except one, and all her pets are cats except one. How many cats ...
and finally agreed. In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to feed the dogs for the next 10 days. The guard was baffled, but he agreed. So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfo...
dogs, cats and other small animals, mice, rats, bugs lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs.” There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This...