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Jokes about dying, death, funerals and mourning.Sort By New The Art of Discretion Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse. During an especially high-stake game, a member of the group, Ron, loses $5,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead ...
Jokes about politicians, about political institutes or that have a political statement.Sort By New Never Throw Items Out a Plane There’s a Mexican, an American and a Russian man on a plane. The Mexican says, "I hate my country!" And throws a tin of soup out the window. The American...
Never underestimate the power of those that like things neat and tidy. I once read about the dangers of gardening, so I quit reading for two weeks. If you need five tools to solve a problem in the garden, four of them will be easy to find. - Mike Garofalo, Pulling Onions Why is ...
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelli...
(Because there was something fishy about it!) What do you call a dinosaur with one leg? (Eileen!) Mother: Why are you crying? Daughter: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother. Mother: That's no reason to cry. ...
17. Google Self-Driving Cars to NASCAR Google cofounder Sergey Brin nearly scared everyone by announcing that their real self-driving cars will now participate in NASCAR. They named the project as Google Racing. 18. Google Fiber Bar Everyone was wrong. Google wasn’t laying fiber cables in Ka...
"Hello. I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my garage. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes 6 police cars, a SWAT team, a helicopter, and an ambulance showed up at ...
awe went and played further down the beach, while dad ran up to the shop near the beach to make a phone call, about 20 minutes later, we heard the noise of cars and trucksarriving, and a lot of soldiers ran onto the beach. they told everyone to leave the beach and stay away from...
“It has to do with speed and always a vehicle,” Tan quipped, adding that Ismail also has a specific way to organize his cars and trucks. “He lines them all up and then moves them across the room and lines them up over there, then he’ll grab his excavator and put ...