(Because her mom was a-wafer so long!) What was the most popular candy on the Titanic? (A life saver!) What's orange and sounds like a parrot? (A carrot!) What did a pirate pay for his corn? (A buccaneer!) What did the mamma tomato say to the baby tomato? (Catch up!) What...
(Pup-corn!) What is a dog's favorite dessert?(Pup-cakes!) Is it raining cats and dogs?(It's okay, as long as it doesn't rein-deer!) Did you hear about the dog that gave birth to puppies at the side of the road?(She got a ticket for littering!) In the winter my ...
What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.”(Bread Jokes&Corn Jokes) Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke aboutpopcorn? Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel.(Memorial Day Jokes&Veterans Day Jokes&Popcorn Jokes...
Did you hear about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub? How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?
About 140 calories. Good Baby Joke 18 What’s the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don’t get angry when you toss a salad. Good Baby Joke 19 What are baby witches called? Halloweenies. Good Baby Joke 20 What candy bar do most infants prefer?
Prom Did you hear about that cool thing that just happened in Iowa? Me neither! Why is Minnesota so darn Windy? Because Iowa Sucks What's the only good thing to come out of Iowa? Interstate 35 Story Source:Upjoke.com Story Source:Only In Your State Iowa ...
189. Why was the candy corn booed off the stage? All of his jokes were too corny! 190. What do witches eat for lunch? Sand-witches. 191. Why don't vampires eat a lot of Halloween candy? They're afraid of tooth decay. 192. How does a witch know the best time to go trick or ...
What candy does Instagram hate? Tiktok. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid! Want to hear a joke about paper? It’s tearable. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No I-Deer. ...
Did you hear about the crazy vampire? He was totally batty. Who’s in charge of the candy corn? The kernel. What is a monster’s favorite pet? Creepy crawlies. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license. ...
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